The world, and more importantly its women, is not interested in wasting its time on the games of boys; if you want to be successful you need to be a man. One of the largest parts of being a man comes down to one simple concept: handle your shit.

There is nothing wrong with being a boy, full of hope, innocence and awkwardness. But as soon as you want to be taken seriously in matters of importance you need step up your game. While I never thought I would quote the bible on this blog (or in any other walk of life) Corinthians said it best.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

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Regardless of who you are, or what you’re into, I can pretty much guarantee you’re familiar with the base ten female rating scale.

The problem with this scale is every man has created his own definition of what each number represents. This is somewhat understandable as one man’s 2 can be another man’s 10. This is a quirk of life we should all be thankful for as every time a guy takes a dive we not only pull the grenade from the game, but it’s just one less guy to usurp in the field.

For this reason alone, any guy happily out hogging should be left to do so in peace. While you might not want to see your buddy leave with Jabba the Hut, he’s doing a service to everyone else in the game. Plus if that’s what gets him off, who are you to deprive him?

If you’re one of these men, then this scale is not for you personally, but as a point of reference to be used when talking to other Men. Nothing will label as an outcast quicker than claiming Rosie O’Donnell as the top of your celebrity fuck list.

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