One of the most common questions men pose to me, in both real life and through this blog, is how to go out and pick up women.
The phrasing isn’t always so elegant, but whether you’re asking me “how do I get laid?”, “How do I get a girlfriend?” or simply “how do I pick up a girl?” the core of the question is identical: you want to connect with a female and build a relationship. Continue Reading…
If you’re human, and don’t get off on the idea of two penises in one bed, chances are you’ve spent more time thinking about boobs than just about anything else since the age of twelve.
Since junior high, girls have spent every day of their life trying to show off, exaggerate or even hide their boobage. At the same time the guys became deeply obsessed, an obsession which most of us will never quite shake.
Even though we really had no idea what we wanted to do with these lumps of glory, we knew we wanted them more than anything else in the world… except for maybe a Playstation. For this reason alone just about every boy in the world has become a self-proclaimed boob expert, having started their degree in boobology around the same time as learning long-division.
Despite having spent the majority of our lives with boobs on the brain, it’s truly surprising just how little the average person actually knows about breasts. Enter the infographic: Everything you need to know about boobs.
Regardless of who you are, or what you’re into, I can pretty much guarantee you’re familiar with the base ten female rating scale.
The problem with this scale is every man has created his own definition of what each number represents. This is somewhat understandable as one man’s 2 can be another man’s 10. This is a quirk of life we should all be thankful for as every time a guy takes a dive we not only pull the grenade from the game, but it’s just one less guy to usurp in the field.
For this reason alone, any guy happily out hogging should be left to do so in peace. While you might not want to see your buddy leave with Jabba the Hut, he’s doing a service to everyone else in the game. Plus if that’s what gets him off, who are you to deprive him?
If you’re one of these men, then this scale is not for you personally, but as a point of reference to be used when talking to other Men. Nothing will label as an outcast quicker than claiming Rosie O’Donnell as the top of your celebrity fuck list.
