If you’re human, and don’t get off on the idea of two penises in one bed, chances are you’ve spent more time thinking about boobs than just about anything else since the age of twelve.

Since junior high, girls have spent every day of their life trying to show off, exaggerate or even hide their boobage. At the same time the guys became deeply obsessed, an obsession which most of us will never quite shake.

Even though we really had no idea what we wanted to do with these lumps of glory, we knew we wanted them more than anything else in the world… except for maybe a Playstation. For this reason alone just about every boy in the world has become a self-proclaimed boob expert, having started their degree in boobology around the same time as learning long-division.

Despite having spent the majority of our lives with boobs on the brain, it’s truly surprising just how little the average person actually knows about breasts. Enter the infographic: Everything you need to know about boobs.

After reading this you’ll truly know just about everything there is to know about the world’s favorite fashion accessories.

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everything you need to know about boobs - infographic

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PS. To all the boys who came here hoping for pictures of boobs, sorry about that one.

PPS. To all the boys who hoped this infographic would tell you how to get closer to boobs, again sorry.

PPPS. To all the sources I ripped off used to build this infographic, thanks. Here’s the list of source links: